Cheezey B. plushie and new McDonald's Fluttershy
Before going to Wal-Mart I got McDonald's (Hooray for healthiness!!) and got this Fluttershy toy. I don't know why but I have several Fluttershy McDonald's toys?? The first piece of G4 merchandise I got was a Fluttershy McDonald's toy, then I got one of those Cutie Mark Magic Fluttershys (or is it Fluttershies?? Idk). Or actually, two. I gave the other to my brother to destroy but he never did. Then I got this one. Her tail is a mess and I haven't actually seen if it changes color outside because this weekend I was too lazy to do that.
Onto Cheezey B. I found him on this Easter display near some Easter crap with a bunch of other new Shopkins plushies like Suzie Sundae. I saw a picture of his plushie around a week ago and thought he was so cute and I was super surprised to see him at Wal-Mart!! He's so cute and cuddly. However, the threads holding his right arm down were loose and wound up snapping Saturday morning so I just snipped his other arm free and now he looks like he's constantly reaching out to give me a hug. <3
Funny story time: I was talking to my brother at Wal-Mart and he reached to grab Cheezey B. from me and I said in this deep voice, "DON'T TOUCH HIM GOD DAMNIT!!" and right as I said that this ginger kid from my chemistry class walked by. I hoped he didn't recognize me lmao but I sat in front of him in English II and I don't see how he couldn't at least vaguely recognize me. I also saw several other people I recognized from school, including this chipmunk-cheeked asshole guy I used to be friends with when I was like six. Ah well I'm rambling now. I have too much text in my posts and not enough pictures. More about that in another post. Anyway, let's move onto...
A beautiful filly I like to call the "Kill Me Now Fakie"
These guys actually weren't in the toy aisle, they were down near bikes and stuff. The Kill Me Now Fakie came with like three other ponies and they all had "normal" muzzles but this one for some reason had the G3.5/G4 muzzle. Anyway I thought it was hilarious so I took a picture of it. You can find more pictures of these fakies in Veni Vidi Dolli's Flicker stream.
If anybody who might be reading this is a 2000s kid like me you might remember Wonder Balls. They were chocolate balls filled with candies and stickers and other things. I remember when I was little I used to like to get the Spongebob ones. But of course they were discontinued because some idiots let their kids swallow some stuff or they posed a choking hazard or SOMETHING. The whole world cried. Of course, now Wal-Mart sells those "Yowies" which are monsters that have these giant capsules inside them that nobody could possibly swallow and they contain little animal figures inside. I got one once this summer and it was so hot that the chocolate literally melted when I started touching it so I had to eat it really fast and it tasted like SHIT and gave me a stomach ache. So, yeah, not buying those again. And of course America doesn't allow Kinder Eggs, so I've got no surprise chocolatey goodness to look forward to. Woe is me.
So all that jibber jabber aside, you can probably imagine how happy and surprised I was when I saw the Wonder Ball logo in the candy section next to the check-out. And you can imagine my absolute disgust and absolute unbridled RAGE when I saw those goddamn over-advertised one-eyed Twinkie fuckers with the overalls on them. You know what I'm talking about.
HOW DAAAARE YOU
(excuse my pink thumb lmao)
Like, why. Nobody asked for this. Nobody ever asked for this... this disgrace to my childhood.
Alright, so here's the end of the post. Bye for now!
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